Monday, May 11, 2009

Have you guys ever been in a food fight?

Man, that was a first! I remember one time when my friends and I--six of us--were at our usual table at the caffeteria. I couldn't squeeze the mustard bottle, so I gave it to one of my best friends, for him to help me. He hit the bottom of the bottle with his palm, so strong, that the contents came flying in the school bully's face! Hah! He grabbed a ketchup bottle, and did the same thing! My best friend ducked, and the ketchup hit his girlfriend! She's like, "My dress!" She turns to him and smacks his face with cheesecake, and then turns to the bullies and says, "And this..... This..... is.... for you!" She threw a banana cream pie at them, and someone shouted, "Food fight!"

Have you guys ever been in a food fight?
Yes
Reply:i havent been in one...


but just last week we had a midnight breakfast to finalize semester





and in the dining hall there was drunk guys in tacky christmas sweater [it was tacky christmas sweater party at a local bar] and one had antlers...he started a food fight which resulted in me being able to say ive saw





a guy in antlers be tackled by our campus midget [NO offese] cop...


can you say that? haha
Reply:yes, in 2nd grade. i got 2 white cards that day! whitecard- REALLY BAD!!
Reply:More than a few of them. Best ones were overseas. Army guys need to lose all of that stress every now and then, and when it's the childish things that do it, it's the best. Seeing a bunch of grown men, in uniform, covered in mashed potatoes, peas and gravy all over them is pretty funny.


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