Help me choose my costume out of this list!!!?

I am gonna be something funny, vote on these cheap costumes... lol. HAVE FUN!!!!











A MASTERCARD AD, in which I wear whatever I want, with a sign on my back saying something like "Shirt: $30...Jeans: $50...Shoes: $70......Halloween costume that took minimal effort: Priceless."








GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN


I will find a box that I can actually fit in, like a refridgerator box, (lol) and cut holes for my feet arms and head, wrap it in gift wrap and have a giant tag that says "TO: WOMEN FROM: GOD"











KANGAROO


I will simply tape a brown paper bag to my stomach =D








MELTED SNOWMAN


Drench myself in water and carry around two sticks, a scarf and a carrot











AIRCRAFT CARRIER


I will find a small toy airplane and carry it with me. When people ask what I am, I hold it out in the palm of my hand.








CHIA PET


I will wrap myself in duct tape (sticky side OUT) and roll in the grass, and VOILA! i'm a chia pet!








SPICE RACK


Wear a bra over my clothes and stuff it with different jars of spices








Q-TIP


Put cotton around my head, wrap my body in blue seran wrap, and wrap my shoes in cotton








SWAT


I will wear all black and have "SWAT: written in the front, and I will carry a fly swatter...








MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE BALLOON


I will get an appropriate costume, such as Bullwinkle or Snoopy. Attach long strings all around and then attach tiny plastic clowns at the end of each string. Then walk in slow motion humped over with the clowns just dragging the floor.














WILSON, FROM "HOME IMPROVEMENT"


I will cut or color a piece of cardboard to look like a fence. Wear a fisherman hat and keep the "fence" in front of my face, so that my eyes are the only thing showing.








DARTH BROOKS


I will wear western clothes with a cowboy hat, and carry a guitar. Then add a Darth Vader or Darth Maul mask.





ARNOLD WARTS AND JAGER


I will dress as a body builder and glue fake warts all over my skin and carry around a bottle of Jagermeister.








ahhh, I dunno anymore... but thes are cheap and funny... hahahah!!!!!!!!! now. HELP!!!!

Help me choose my costume out of this list!!!?
lol you have a great sense of humour definately the master card one (Priceless). Also like Gods gift to women. Have fun which ever one you choose
Reply:Master card 4 sure!
Reply:the mastercard ad.. its very funny and cool and original (:
Reply:I say either the melted snowman or the chia pet. But they are all great!
Reply:LOL the god's gift to women one is funny...
Reply:I think you should be a MasterCard ad, that would be GREAT!! lol ... It would make me laugh anyway..
Reply:i like the mastercard one.
Reply:i think you should pick the first one its something different and also something that no one else would have thought of





good luck hope i could help
Reply:All of those sound really cute and funny, but I liked the Mastercard Ad one the best. Not so sure about the Chia pet one--sounds like it could get kind of messy!
Reply:Master Card!
Reply:LoL..u are delirious...be a mastercard ad
Reply:macy's parade balloon.


but all of them are funny.