Help me choose my Halloween costume out of this list?

I need more votes!!!!





I am gonna be something funny, vote on these cheap costumes... lol. HAVE FUN!!!!











A MASTERCARD AD, in which I wear whatever I want, with a sign on my back saying something like "Shirt: $30...Jeans: $50...Shoes: $70......Halloween costume that took minimal effort: Priceless."








GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN


I will find a box that I can actually fit in, like a refridgerator box, (lol) and cut holes for my feet arms and head, wrap it in gift wrap and have a giant tag that says "TO: WOMEN FROM: GOD"











KANGAROO


I will simply tape a brown paper bag to my stomach =D








MELTED SNOWMAN


Drench myself in water and carry around two sticks, a scarf and a carrot











AIRCRAFT CARRIER


I will find a small toy airplane and carry it with me. When people ask what I am, I hold it out in the palm of my hand.








CHIA PET


I will wrap myself in duct tape (sticky side OUT) and roll in the grass, and VOILA! i'm a chia pet!








SPICE RACK


Wear a bra over my clothes and stuff it with different jars of spices








Q-TIP


Put cotton around my head, wrap my body in blue seran wrap, and wrap my shoes in cotton








SWAT


I will wear all black and have "SWAT: written in the front, and I will carry a fly swatter...








MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE BALLOON


I will get an appropriate costume, such as Bullwinkle or Snoopy. Attach long strings all around and then attach tiny plastic clowns at the end of each string. Then walk in slow motion humped over with the clowns just dragging the floor.














WILSON, FROM "HOME IMPROVEMENT"


I will cut or color a piece of cardboard to look like a fence. Wear a fisherman hat and keep the "fence" in front of my face, so that my eyes are the only thing showing.








DARTH BROOKS


I will wear western clothes with a cowboy hat, and carry a guitar. Then add a Darth Vader or Darth Maul mask.





ARNOLD WARTS AND JAGER


I will dress as a body builder and glue fake warts all over my skin and carry around a bottle of Jagermeister.








ahhh, I dunno anymore... but thes are cheap and funny... hahahah!!!!!!!!! now. HELP!!!!

Help me choose my Halloween costume out of this list?
i luv the mastercard one!
Reply:i like the master card one.
Reply:these r all hilarious. be a spice rack!!!
Reply:chia pet is my favorite.
Reply:wow these are amazing! i personally like "god's gift to women". it is the best! i wouldnt suggest doing the melted snowman one because it will be cold out. if you dont like the one i picked then you should do arnold warts and jager
Reply:Whoa, you've got all of these fun and creative ideas for Halloween.





Though i love Home Improvment, i really like the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon.





Go with that idea.


Instead of clowns, you can have a friend holding a string which is attatched to your back.
Reply:I like the mastercard idea, who has not seen those commercials? Love it.
Reply:master card lol
Reply:Mastercard
Reply:I would have to say Gods gift to women or darth brooks
Reply:Chick Magnet








Tape barbies all over you body
Reply:They are all good! But I think you should go with either the Darth Brooks or the Melted Snowman.
Reply:I like God's gift to women. Very funny.
Reply:i like the chia pet or the mastercard ad